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instead of studying for my ap psych test, i decided to make this handy livejournal. you too can join and post your own desperate pleas. if you don't have a livejournal, then get one, because you no longer need a code to create one.

so, if you're interested in going to junior prom with me, fill out this application and leave it in a comment on this entry.

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[name]
[age]
[IQ]
[height]
[do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)]
[can you do the robot?]
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?]
[can you hold your liquor?]

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?

[cat]
[banana]
[mother]
[fish hook]
[windows]
[cup]
[rice]
[the hulk]
[sir mixalot]
[tree]
[jungle]

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?]
[what would you wear?]
[write me a haiku]
[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?]
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?]
[what would your porn star name be?]
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?]
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?]
[insert a picture of yourself]
[insert a random picture]
[any final words?]
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(Anonymous)
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Time:2004-03-29 07:01 pm (UTC)
Billya
2 and a hayf
69
6'9"
i am def teh hot shit cause i pwnz
sort of
definetely
i hold onto my liquor like a fat kid holds onto his cake fork

cat = pussy
banana = hilarious mishap
mother [fucker]
fish hook = unpopular dance move
windows [Xp]
cup [must have drink in it]
rice = sushi or asian
the hulk [my mind goes blank and eventually resets]
sir mixalot = badonkadonk
tree [as in the kind u smoke]
jungle [music]

i got some of teh cashmonies
i would roll the dice and either go as a commando or style ninja
of all the dance moves
the robot is most stylish
even while naked
because you have yet to point out my arrogance
sometimes certain body parts make techno noises when im in the bathroom
Brownie McMelanoma or Jack Hammer
he weighs raw meat
like 26 hours that time i went to your house

those are in the order they were axed
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(Anonymous)
Subject:Avery Kusmierski Singer, 5'9"
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Time:2004-03-29 07:02 pm (UTC)
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[name]Avery
[age]16
[IQ]Don't know
[height]5'9"
[do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)] Hell yeah, look at the fuckin HAT, G!
[can you do the robot?] Oh I wish...
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?] Yes.
[can you hold your liquor?] Of course, it's in my blood. Poland represent!

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?

[cat]penis
[banana]penis
[mother]penis
[fish hook]misshapen penis
[windows]look at that penis
[cup]in which to store penis
[rice]got rice?
[the hulk]green daddy
[sir mixalot]shake that nasty stuff, baby got BACK!
[tree]treeeez
[jungle]genre of music

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?] yes bitch, but i'll make you pay anyway.
[what would you wear?] a skirt short enough to be a belt and a revealing top.
[write me a haiku]
your mother was nice
i only did her twice, bitch
and damn, t'was hot shit!
[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?] just look at what i said my prom outfit was going to be, b'yotch
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?] sometimes i do, if i'm scared of the monsters that lurk. i make up my own songs
[what would your porn star name be?] The Mother Load
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?] He is a grossly overweight midget, weighing in at about 297 pounds.
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?] 24.... 48 hours..... ? don't know
[insert a picture of yourself] www.stuycom.net
[insert a random picture] www.yourmomsporno.com
[any final words?] b'yotch
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saltwaterkill
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Time:2004-03-29 07:02 pm (UTC)
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[name]Gali
[age]16
[IQ]smarter than the average bear
[height]5'8?
[do you think you're hot shit? Yes, everytime i fill up the toilet bowl..things get steamy.
[can you do the robot?]i can do him well.
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?]yes. I'd do the robot anywhere.
[can you hold your liquor?]With both hands..and soemtimes no hands.

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?

[cat]kit
[banana]fish
[mother]fucker
[fish hook]link and sinker
[windows]secret
[cup]o'jo
[rice]damned asians
[the hulk]of meat
[sir mixalot]peach butts.
[tree]hugs
[jungle]FEVER

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?]No. i don't which is my only downfall.
[what would you wear?]anything really.
[write me a haiku]

I will marry Kate
when gay marriage is legal
and have lots of sex

[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?]if you don't knwo then I'm not tellign you.
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?]
Marry had a little lamb.
[what would your porn star name be?] Lucky Red Ocean [there was a way of finding that out]
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?]More than me.
ps.you have no friend bob.
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?]a day? I like sleep.
[insert a picture of yourself]close your eyes. picture me. ok....you win!
[insert a random picture]ummmmm......[[[[[[KATE MOENNING]]]
[any final words?]Make me waffles bitch.
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(Anonymous)
Subject:PLEASE NATALIE BE MY DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Time:2004-03-29 07:09 pm (UTC)
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[name] Paola Conery
[age] 17 (im soo old!!)
[IQ] 1000
[height] 5'6''
[do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)] hot shit is nasty, i'd like to think im rather cool shit
[can you do the robot?] i pretend to know
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?] definitely
[can you hold your liquor?] not in the slightest

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?

[cat] nika (my cat)
[banana] EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[mother] mommy
[fish hook] fishing
[windows] to the walll to the sweat drop down mah balls..to ALL you bitches crawl
[cup] tea
[rice] xing
[the hulk] halloween
[sir mixalot] my biiig ass
[tree] monkey
[jungle]monkey

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?] i SURE do
[what would you wear?] nothing
[write me a haiku]
you are much too fat
youre too fat to be my date
too fat and ugly
[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?] my sweet ass
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?] all the time! and i dance too, i sing any song that comes on my shower radio, cause i know all the words to every song
[what would your porn star name be?] paolAAAHHHHHH
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?] meat!
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?]coming home from spain ( with buttah) i went for 26 hrs without it
[insert a picture of yourself] i dont know how
[insert a random picture] see above
[any final words?] youre fat
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sadan2k1
Subject:who wants to prom-date natalie?
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Time:2004-03-29 07:28 pm (UTC)
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[name] toby!!!!!!
[age] 17
[IQ] you? (get it??? "i-kill-you" hahaha)
[height] 5'2" or 3"?
[do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)] yes because i've touched my shit before, and it sho' is hot. (i haven't really done it)
[can you do the robot?] maybe the tob-ot haha
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?] sure.
[can you hold your liquor?] sure.

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?

[cat] mat
[banana] cock
[mother] theresa
[fish hook] i know what you did last summer
[windows] 98
[cup] of tea
[rice] bowl
[the hulk] green
[sir mixalot] a bartender
[tree] bush
[jungle] tarzan

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?] maybe.
[what would you wear?] whatever you want me to wear ;)
[write me a haiku]
i am beyonce
watch me shake my bootay, hayyy!
holler back, jay-z
[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?] i like strawberry ice cream.
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?] yes, "toxic"
[what would your porn star name be?] amaxing lickorice
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?] 189 lbs.
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?] 23 hrs.
[insert a picture of yourself] ;)
[insert a random picture] >L
[any final words?] it's me against the music.
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(Anonymous)
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Time:2004-03-30 04:28 pm (UTC)
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[name]
julie
[age]
17
[IQ]
Prolly something around my age
[height]
5’ 4” 3/4
[do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)]
I am hot shit. I’m hot and a piece of shit, but I don’t think that’s what you were asking.
[can you do the robot?]
Depends who’s asking
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?]
For you…yes
[can you hold your liquor?]
Maybe…ask my headmaster

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?

[cat]
black
[banana]
squishy
[mother]
fat
[fish hook]
dancing
[windows]
computer
[cup]
I c u p
[rice]
fluffy
[the hulk]
ROAR
[sir mixalot]
god
[tree]
Smoke?
[jungle]
Chungle?

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?]
yup
[what would you wear?]
A powder blue tuxedo
[write me a haiku]
I’ve always wanted
To go to a prom like yours
But my school’s too cheap
[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?]
I have big boobs and I put out.
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?]
Yes. Recently it’s been Ani, but it’s usually showtunes
[what would your porn star name be?]
Kathleen Park
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?]
192
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?]
two days
[insert a picture of yourself]
:o)
[insert a random picture]
(((((crayola))))>
[any final words?]
To reiterate…I have big boobs and I put out.
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w3rd2yrmother
Subject:me + natalie = 4ever
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Time:2004-03-30 10:31 pm (UTC)
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[name] Vagina
[age] 17
[IQ] I cheated...135 or something like that.
[height] 5'1" 10 mm * 1m/100mm = 1/10 m
[do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)] Yes because I didn't make a poopie joke like everyone else.
[can you do the robot?] Yes and I can do it while sucking cock. I'll show you.
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?] Yes, naked.
[can you hold your liquor?] I can hold it but I get drunk really easily. If you went to prom with me, I'd make you hold it for me.

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words? Fish!

[cat] bird
[banana] cock
[mother] cock
[fish hook] worm
[windows] raven
[cup] noodles
[rice] maggots
[the hulk] ang
[sir mixalot] milkshake
[tree] manwhore
[jungle] fruit

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?] I work doing gay meetings although I already know I'm go.
[what would you wear?] I thought I was doing the robot naked.
[write me a haiku] Has sex for money/ Me Want Your Tiny Penis/ You know how we do
[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?] Gay meetings have taught me that I'm gay although I already knew
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?] I sing my own lovely creations in chinese
[what would your porn star name be?] Miss Porn HoleStar
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?] He weighs your 10" meat.
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?] 48 hrs...
[insert a picture of yourself] :-), ^_~ <--that's me being sexy
[insert a random picture] :-{), here's a man with a mustache
[any final words?] take me to prom or i'll eat your mom.
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(Anonymous)
Subject:yo
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Time:2004-04-01 08:01 pm (UTC)
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[name] Elvira
[age] this is for my dad and all you need to know about his age is that it is in fact in the double hizigits
[IQ] i can spell that
[height] It does not matter, he'll be sitting down.
[do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)] yes i do. my dad is hot shit because he went to college. and he did time in another country. not like jail. i just wanted to use that term. if you need like a story from another country he won't really tell you one but you can bet your ass he knows one.
[can you do the robot?] i will teach him every day.
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?] no he would not
[can you hold your liquor?] he can hold whatever you want baby. except the door.

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?

[cat] cat
[banana] floor
[mother] your fierce competition
[fish hook] in the eye
[windows] nipples. cold.
[cup] hat!!
[rice] racist?
[the hulk] my penis at the sight of you. gets angry. get it? cause it hates you.
[sir mixalot] 14th century knight title plagiarizer
[tree] racist?
[jungle] home

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?] can i borrow 50 bucks?
[what would you wear?] the dress you hate.
[write me a haiku] my dad is not quite fluent in the english language
[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?] does it matter what i think? the fact is i just don't have a witty answer for this one.
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?] opera
[what would your porn star name be?] osama
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?] i'm gonna kill him.
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?] four minutes
[insert a picture of yourself] ^.^b
[insert a random picture] you're pushing it
[any final words?] yes.
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(Anonymous)
Subject:application
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Time:2004-04-04 02:25 pm (UTC)
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[name] Atrish Bagchi
[age] 16
[IQ] 732843942348
[height] 5' 7"
[do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)] yes. I am hot. I am perfect.on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of hotness I would get a 9999999999999. I am asian, therefore I crave rice, have a 96.5 average, and have a small endowment. But im strangely proud of it.
[can you do the robot?] of course
[would you willingly do the robot at the prom?] in public? Yay.
[can you hold your liquor?] I try not to drop things, except when I'm drunk. I can hold a lot.

word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?

[cat] fat
[banana] top
[mother] milk
[fish hook] ouch
[windows] outside
[cup] boobies
[rice] me
[the hulk] green
[sir mixalot] sir smokalot
[tree] pot
[jungle] forest

misc.

[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?] yes. I am an elitist richie who smokes Cuban cigars on a regular basis.
[what would you wear?] a spiffy suit, black, with either a white shirt with shiny things, and a tie, or a blue shirt with a different tie. Or nothing. Whichever you prefer ;)
[write me a haiku] beer it makes me sing
Sing of asians and rice foo
Quack like yo mama
[what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?] I maintain a 96.5 average at one of the most prestigious schools in NYC. And I'm hot. And asian.
[do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?] My singing is omnipresent. I sing of asians and rice. Or britney spears, omg I love her like woah.
[what would your porn star name be?] tommy erie
[my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?] duh, you apply dx/dy = yo mama and you get 12 lbs.
[what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?] 31.47 hours
[insert a picture of yourself] you know im hot shit
[insert a random picture] I don’t know how
[any final words?] moo.
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