Hi, its Wendy. I'm definitely looking forward to junior prom but I need a smokin' date to make the night complete. So if you're interested, fill out the application and you will be informed of my decision one month before the day of the actual prom (June something or other).
BASICS: Name: Height: Sex: Sexual Orientation: Sexiness Level:
QUESTIONS: 1. To what degree do you love Asians? Because I'm Asian. 2. Do you like to dance really dirty? How well do you understand the art of grinding? 3. Please describe your personality briefly. 4. Darling, do you have $50 to pay for prom? 5. What is your opinion on random makeout sessions? 6. What is your favorite TV show and why? 7. What is your most cherished belonging? 8. What would you wear to prom? and finally: 7. Are you ready to party? And will you fight for your right to party? And will you tell me that I look hot in my dress even if I don't?
instead of studying for my ap psych test, i decided to make this handy livejournal. you too can join and post your own desperate pleas. if you don't have a livejournal, then get one, because you no longer need a code to create one.
so, if you're interested in going to junior prom with me, fill out this application and leave it in a comment on this entry.
[name] [age] [IQ] [height] [do you think you're hot shit? (if so, please state why)] [can you do the robot?] [would you willingly do the robot at the prom?] [can you hold your liquor?]
word association what pops into your head when you think of the following words?
[prom is going to cost something like 50 bucks; have you got the cashmonies?] [what would you wear?] [write me a haiku] [what do you think makes you more worthy than other applicants?] [do you sing in the shower? if so, what do you sing?] [what would your porn star name be?] [my friend bob is a butcher. he wears a size 13 shoe and has a 42 inch waist. what does he weigh?] [what is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?] [insert a picture of yourself] [insert a random picture] [any final words?]